I met my Match,
I thought something was fishy,
She was the perfect catch,
Still stand tall in the Field,
It's a competitive Patch,
Left me on the fence swaying in the wind,
She rose up and released the latch.
Thwack, thwack, thwack,
On and off the fence as I swayed front and back,
Why don't I fit in with the other guys?,
Integrity and Strength are nothing I lack,
I can carry the weight of the world when I'm Sewn into a Sack,
I'm all Natural and Organic,
I make her Soil Fertile, no need to Frak.